THIS IS A MAJOR CALL FOR HELP!!! OUR BLOGS DYING!!!!:
16.7.08
Okay u noe who i am so i dun hav to introduce myself. Rite...scratch dat. It would help if ppl post wat had happened in their lives. So im sayin dis, dis is a desperate attempt. EITHER POST SOME PICS OR UPDATE DIS BLOG ABOUT UR LIFE.
Okay ,i'll start. Life in my sch is lively. Why? For those who noe me, you will noe dat my character is .....well.... wateva. Well, imagine 42 of me stuck in a class together. Wat would u get ? Now imagine dat one of these 42 is 7 times of iliya. Wat would u get? Total chaos!!!! MWA-HAHAHAHA!!!!! Anyway, last monday, our teacher didnt come for 2 periods, so our class hooked up my fren's mp3 into the class loudspeaker system and blasted the techno beat music into the class. To add to that, we all started dancing like step-up2 (well try to, anyway) while some others played soccer outside.
Now, i'll start wif some jokes:-
'Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water God noes wat they did up there But they came down wif a daughter'
HAHAHAHAHA dat put some real laffs in to us. A limerick, they say. Now, lets get down to business.
Muthu: Do you noe why moths fly wif their legs wide open? Ali:No, why? Muthu: Hav u seen the size of moths balls?
Master Long and Master Foo were havin a little competition of skilled swordsmanship. Master Long said ,"My skills are dat they can't be described." And wif dat he made a slash at a passin fly, which dropped dead in two pieces. Master Foo said," Ah, dat is notin". Wif dat he made 2 deft cuts at a passin fly. Master Long smirked," Wat are u talkin about? Dat fly is still flyin." Master Foo smiled,"ah, but now it will never hav any children."
Now, we all hav heard of doctor doctor jokes, rite? lets put in some.
Ali: Doctor, doctor, i tink im a pair of curtains! Doctor: Pull yourself together man!
Muthu:Doctor, i keep tinking im invisible! Doctor : WHo's there?
Ah Seng: Doctor why do ppl keep ignoring me? Doctor: Next!!!
TO HIT THE BULLS EYE WE HAVE TO STRIVE,