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part 1 of class mischeif: 28.4.09

Chem teach: Chun Wei, help me set up computer.
Chum Wei : No maam, I CAN'T DO IT, ONLY MATTHEW CAN DO IT.
Chem teach: ........ (whole class erupts in laughter)

geog teacher: The land mass-

me : increases.

geog teacher: - increases. Number 2, the answer is-

me :that.

geog teacher;-that an increase in 4 meters will-

me :cause tha area to flood.

geog teacher: -cause the area to flood. Eh you are (points to me) you think you so smart issit? Go and write the next few answers.

me : I'm sorry maam, but I don't have a marker, and the bookshop is not open yet. Plus, I ahvnt got money , so I could just run across the street and withdraw 5 dollars to buy the marker, meaning that by the time I get back , the bookshop would be open and so, I would use approximately half an hour of this lesson. So should i go now?

geog teacher:.......( for ten seconds)

me: Err...maam? I forgot to bring my work book.




me : maam can i go to the toilet??

geog teacher :Why?

me : Er...well....if you wan the full details....first, I ate cereal. During recess, I ate nasi padang with beef liver and cuttlefish, mixed with ribenna. $2.50 altogether. So then i ran up the stairs. So the mix in this causes a gurgle in my stomach which in turn will release this brown heavy thing called-

geog teacher ; Alright just GO!



Chem teacher: Class dismissed!

me : maam, you're on facebook right???

chem : yes, why?

benjamin : You play rock legends right?

chem : no.....

me : so why are you in this group called "Sex and Promise"???

chem: .......




Lit teacher : (points to me) you! sit in front of me here, or God noes what ur doin under the table.

me : just doin my work maam. You know, analysing poems, reading macbeth.

lit teacher : shut up, I don't care what reasons u have.

me : Okay, okay , if you really want to noe, i was watching movies on my handfon, eating popcorn and drinking kickapoo.

lit teacher : You want me to send you to mr chia???

me : .......

lit teacher: go, now.

me: (leaving classroom) MAAM I FORGOT TO BRING MY POEMS!!! (runs away)

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