math teacher: (angry voice) Do you want to see Mr Chia (fierce discipline master)??? me : No ma'am, I see him everytime everyday.
Lit teacher : yes, did you call me? me : No, ma'am my handphone is off.
Eng teacher : What do you get if an adverb and adjective comes together. me : A son, or daughter.
Sanjeev :What we doing for p.e. 2moro??/ Preshant : Floorball! Justin : Hockey! Syafiq :Soccer! (silence) me : 2.4!
p.e. teacher : I don't know but everything electronic I touch today becomes haywire maybe I should touch Sanjeev (Ms Sheika has a crush on Sanjeev) me : No, maam, he's already haywire.
P.e. teacher : D'you guys noe Lance Armstrong? He's got cancer now. clas : p.e. teacher : He's left with one testicle y'noe. me : What? He's got testicle cancer??/
Bio teacher : And so, the gland will produce the sperms. me : Ma'am, if the gland keep producing, will the balls explode? Bio teacher :(laughs) No lah.
Chem teacher; So, this wil.......................................................................................... Chi Lek : Ma'am, nobody's listening to you.